Uh, here’s some random stuff we wrote.
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Boko Soccer
Credits to ThornyFox
(By Steph)
“Waaah!”
“Oink!”
The stadium was crazy… Or at least it seemed for the bokos.
The blue ball was the main threat for both teams: Black Team and Gold Team. Each one wished to earn the grand prize: the golden bow that had murdered their fellow red friend.
The Gold Team’s ‘defender’ kicked wildy as the masked referee watched with wonder in his large, orange eyes.
“GOAAAL!”
The referee jumped wildly as the Black Team, striker Captain Black Boko scored a magnificent goal! But in such excitement, it was running off to the distance…who cares! It’ll come back soon.
The blue ball is once again set down in the field. Go, go, go!
The Captain of Gold Team kicks with enthusiasm, but suddenly something frights him and he runs off! And there he goes! Gone!
The referee has announced the game paused. He wants to see what the Gold Captain is doing – SNORE – oh. He’s sleeping.
“DISQUALIFIED!”
“Oink, oink?”
The Gold Team is wondering if they can get a replacement captain.
“NUP! This is BOKO SOCCER! CONTINUE!”
It’s an uproar! Both teams are down to two players each – And they’re all barmy blue bokos. The referee looks excited and…
“GOAAAL!”
The Gold Team scores and they’re all even! The batty boko made an such an excellent shot!
3…2…1…CONTINUE!
The referee drops the ball and WHOOSH! A swift kick! Let’s see, where is – OHHHH~ And into the GOAL, STRAIGHT IN, and it seems that Captain Black Boko is back in the game in such excitement!
The ball’s back IN!
“WOAAH!”
Blue Boko Snr. of Team Gold is kicking…Is he going to score? Looks like a straight shot…
To be continued…
Construct Factory I
Ever since Link’s great discovery of the Contruct Factory in the Depths, Hylians travelled to and from the great Zonai construction. Purah, who is deeply interested in the ancient Zonai, is usually seen there. She even created her own Construct – The Purah Partner. It looks like a normal Steward Construct, however, a bit more ‘Sheikah-like’.
Working along with Josha and Robbie, Purah has also tried to recreate life in Mineru’s fallen construct.
It’s still a bit impossible. But Link’s recently given them some advice – why not try make it controllable instead, not alive?
